WHAT MRS. GRUNDY THINKS
Her Keen Observations
The Halloween Candy Conspiracy
Mrs. Grundy exposes the Big Candy plot to exploit Halloween shoppers.
She Can Hear You
Mrs. Grundy asserts her right to peaceful enjoyment, despite the pervasive practice of loudcasting.
I am Paying for this Microphone
Mrs. Grundy takes her wit, wisdom and new-found fame to C-SPAN; it did not go as planned.
Not Those Eggs!
Mrs. Grundy’s weekend was upended by AOC’s reproductive revelation, and the need to protect Grundy Farm’s Grade A eggs from philistine mischief in the frozen food aisle.
Sorry, Moses, No Can Do
In preparation for a foreign trip, Mrs. Grundy filled her Grundy Farm tote bag and went to her favorite Apple store. Normally, she would have made an appointment at the Genius Bar, but apparently a genius deficit has occurred and the Bar is now closed.
When an Apple Specialist offered assistance, Mrs. Grundy emptied a nest of cords onto the counter. She asked which cords she would need while travelling overseas.
When the Specialist tried to step away, Mrs. Grundy wondered aloud if the Apple Executive, Mr. Tim Cook, had faced a similar quandary before his recent trip to China with the Presidential Mullet.