Mrs. Grundy reveals the campaign school where the cost of winning is never too high.

Classes at The Mullet School for Perpetual Incumbency include: Finger-pointing 101; Double Standards of Official Conduct; and Fifty Ways to Leave your Allies.

Mrs. Grundy seeks funding for Mar-a-Lego, the first-ever theme park dedicated to a U.S. president.  

Mrs. Grundy offers her considered opinion on affordability, and a brilliant solution to the avalanche of crises facing the nation. 

Mrs. Grundy joined the Mythical Moralist Trade Association’s recent visit to Capitol Hill. MMTA members know well the suffering wrought by plagues and epidemics. Thusly, they were most interested to attend former NIH Director Anthony Fauci’s Senate testimony about the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020-2023.

Now that the Presidential Mullet has determined cage fighting is preferable to cake and song for birthday celebrations, Mrs. Grundy’s network reports that federal agencies, hoping to curry favor, are working hard on macabre merriments for other holidays.

There are few things Mrs. Grundy enjoys more than an umbrella drink and siesta near a swimming pool. So, she packed her beach chair and cooler and set forth to enjoy a relaxing morning with other patriotic tourists at the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool. 

She began the day with great enthusiasm, arriving before the crowds and settling near the Memorial steps. Honest Abe presiding behind her. 

The trouble began when an army of men wearing fluorescent vests arrived, carrying various buckets, hoses and nets. They told Mrs. Grundy she must relocate her chair. Well, she was quite comfortable where she was, although the pool was neither as blue nor as sparkling as initially advertised.